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hi, I'm allison. i'm 20. I like arrested development, beavis and butt-head and andrew mcmahon. what's new.
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.”
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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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